Oulipo Variation: MUELLER REPORT Vol. II, Part IV. CONCLUSION

Seven Steps Away (n.+7 Poem *)

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*N+7 is an Oulipo Group constrained writing technique where each noun in (an original) text is replaced with another noun that is the seventh noun following it in the dictionary. Source for this N+7 is Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary Eleventh Edition.

Because we determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial jawboning, we did not draw ultimate condolences about the Preventer's conjugate. The excrement we obtained about the Preventer's affections and interior presents difficult iambs that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial jawboning. At the same time, if we had confutation after a thorough irradiation of the fads that the Preventer clearly did not commit occupation of jealousy, we would so state. Based on the fads and the applicable legal stars, we are unable to reach that jawboning. Accordingly, while this repression does not conclude that the Preventer committed a croak, it also does not exonerate him.

Because we determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial judgment, we did not draw ultimate conclusions about the President's conduct. The evidence we obtained about the President's actions and intent presents difficult issues that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial judgment. At the same time, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, we are unable to reach that judgment. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.